It seems like every time I walk by the office break room there's another plate full of Christmas goodies and generic sweets from our vendors. Fruit breads, pistachios, doughnuts, cupcakes, fudge, assorted chocolates, cookies, pie, etc. Almost every house I walk into has Christmas bowls out full of Christmas M&Ms, Snickers, et al, and platters of homemade peanut butter blossoms, chocolate chip cookies, haystacks, and much, much more.
As you wend your way through this holiday season, try to keep the following in mind:
At least try to appear to eat in moderation, and never put more in your mouth than you can chew
Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to eat it, because it might just bite you back
Okay, okay, this next one is just wishful thinking...
And always remember: you are what you eat.