Aug 28, 2007

Fruit and Feet

Here's a pair of elderly chimpanzees eating their fruit with abandon. What a nice, healthy diet. High in fiber, beta-carotene, your vitamins and minerals.

But, I have to admit, if I could use my feet to assist in my eating, like this apple-toting chimp can do, then I would be even pudgier than I am. I would have twinkie filler and burger grease between my toes, along with a pizza cheese trail following me wherever I went.

Photo source: Knuttz


9 comments:

Cozytailmom said...

That's exactly why my mom told me to ALWAYS where a bra!

Charlie said...

wow look at the muscles on its arms!!! (trying avoid looking at the breasts)

Nebulous Grey said...

That description you painted of you if your feet could assist you as hands was so tasteful.

Kritter said...

Ok, not to be crass or anything, but what is going on with the second chimp's butt?

Nebulous Grey said...

Omg, is that his butt? I thought he was just sitting on some...blobby thing. I didn't look close enough.
Oh dear.

pkeli said...

No no!! This is just wrong. Chimps don't have butts that look like that. What's going on here...? Can he carry apples with his butt-appendage too??!!!

Burger grease and Twinkie filler between your toes is also just flat out wrong, Wombat. GREAT imagery though...

Jack Ruttan said...

It's the monkey version of "cat flaps." Maybe some old ladies have it.

Arachnophile said...

LOL - both of these senior ladies could still rip your arms off with whatever appendage they chose. For once, i'm more inspired by these ladies than terrified by them. ;)

*also wish I had toes that I could carry groceries with.*

Denita TwoDragons said...

*singing* "Big Bottom, Big Bottom / Talk about Mud Flaps, My Girl's Got 'em..."

Apologies to Nigel n' the Gang... ;-)

--TwoDragons