I think the AP is watching this blog. I post on spider monkeys, then they feature spider monkeys. Or is it just synchronicity? I think I'll try posting on how I won a million dollars and see what they do with that. Though, their article might reference a California man who was killed by his relatives when he wouldn't share his bounty with them.
Regardless, enjoy that scabrous face. I'm off to go get a popsicle.
Photo source: Felipe Dana