Oct 9, 2006

System Failure

Ah! AHHH! Where do I start? The mohawk, the tongue, the bat ears, the heart collar, the hairlessness, the overall gremlin appearance ...

... unable to compute ... data overload ... system failure ...

... reboot ...

If I owned this dog I would display it with pride. Well done, owner.

Photo courtesy: www.ueba.com

17 comments:

Jeanette said...

Poor dog! I feel sorry for him he's so ugly!

Raging Wombat said...

It's hard not to pity these creatures, isn't it? But pity for the dog should be followed by a searing-hot anger towards the breeder and owner. :)

Anonymous said...

Or possibly admiration. Coaxing that level of ugliness out of the canine genome takes skill and devotion.

Raging Wombat said...

Yes, a lot of time and effort went into making this dog what it is. I just don't get it. Is it the whole 'because it's there' mentality?

Chris Kreussling (Flatbush Gardener) said...

But the collar with rhinestone hearts, pink rhinestone hearts, is just cruel. There's no cause to compound indignity upon misfortune.

Raging Wombat said...

Xris, you make a good point. Breeding is one thing, but the collar is over the top. No respect. Salt in the wound.

Redzilla said...

I think someone fed him after midnight.

Anonymous said...

man...not even a mother could love this mug

Anonymous said...

Oh wow...

wait a second, he kinda looks like my dog!

Anonymous said...

Might be a girl with the pink heart thing going on.

I agree with all the above, and just want to say.. he (she?) looks like a gremlin.

Anonymous said...

Didn't someone tell them not to put them in water?

Robert "kebernet" Cooper said...

It's gangsta Yoda!

Dr. Sardonic said...

I was going to say Billy Idog, but gangsta Yoda is better.

Raging Wombat said...

Gremlins, Yoda, Billy Idog ... I love you all.

Anonymous said...

I don't think this dog is ugly at all, it's super-cute! And nobody bred it, someones Xolo (mexican hairless) got out and mated with someones pug or boston terrier or something. I'd love to have such a cool dog.

Raging Wombat said...

Anonymous - are you kidding me? I'd love to have this dog, too!

Anonymous said...

I agree with the last two. This dog is so cute...but it could lose the horrible collar.