Jan 11, 2006

That's Some Pig

We need a 4H member, or a swineherd, to help us identify what kind of pig this is. If the official breed name doesn't include the word 'ugly', then they have failed us.

Pigs are supposedly even more intelligent than your average dog. This picture proves that. They seem to have gone out of their way to be ugly, and therefore unappetizing. Just seeing the rolls of skin, the grumpy grimace, those pointy ears, the wiry hair, and the muddied snout makes me rethink my love for bacon and ham.

Something tells me that if this were Wilbur, Charlotte might have spun her web to read something other than "That's Some Pig."

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