Southern California Style

This warthog has taken up residence at the San Diego Zoo. Evidently, this ugly has seen the pretty people of Southern California, and has become self-concious of his looks. To mitigate the effect his face has on his appearance, he has grown his hair out long and blonde, just like the people that come to oggle his hideousness.














Photo courtesy: Ashley.

Maybe he just feels bad because, as a male, he isn't allowed in the female-dominated sounder (that is what a society of warthogs is called) unless the ladies are in heat (in other words, until he are needed). Whatever the reason, this swine has an identity crisis.