Apr 30, 2008
Hyena Pacification
Evidently, this rite has been performed by a single family in Harar -- it's a hereditary position.
Reznor of Meignorant, who reports on this phenomenon, says that he did see wild hyenas prowling the city streets at night. Their nocturnal presence most likely provided the immediate impetus for this tradition.
I can just imagine some city council sometime long ago, or a meeting of the village elders, getting together to discuss what to do with the wild hyenas. Probably a variety of proposals were put on the table, ranging from killing them to scaring them off to packing up and leaving the city to the beasts. But then one man stands up and says that instead, they should make peace. And he would begin by approaching one of the hyenas with a chunk of raw meat in his mouth and attempt to feed it.
Thus were the wild hyenas of Harar pacified. (Though I fail to see the cause-and-effect here: man approaches wild carnivore with raw meet in his mouth should lead to man being eaten, right?)
Regardless, I would like to shake that man's hand (if I could time travel).
The man above and below is no doubt a descendant of that original hyena-feeding progenitor. The family business is still up and running. I assume that it's difficult to secure worker's compensation insurance, though.
Here is Reznor himself. He offered his own peace-offering, and his face was not ripped off.
Thanks for the article, Ida.
Apr 29, 2008
Armored Soul Eaters
He recently attended a reptiles and insects expo and was able to procure a pair of these diminutive monsters. The armored Madiga liberiana may be only about 7 cm in length, but they're still capable of eating your soul.
Thanks for the photos, Igor.
Apr 28, 2008
Mantis Eyes
Photo source: Wired
It turns out that the mantis shrimp has spectacular eyes. For one thing, those compound eyes are composed of thousands of rows of light-detecting units called ommatidia. These ommatidia allow the mantis shrimp to see in 100,000 different colors -- that's 10 times what we humans are able to see. Wow. Crayola and the cosmetics trade would have to hire full time personnel just to create names for all their new crayons and lipsticks.
But there's more. These shrimp are the first animals ever discovered to be able to perceive circular polarized light (CPL).
Barbecue shrimp. Shrimp salad. Shrimp gumbo. CPL-seeing shrimp.
CPL is used in a variety of industries, so no doubt studying this ability in these shrimp will prove to be very valuable.
Apr 27, 2008
A Happy Place
She encountered this jewelled spider while on vacation in Bermuda last October. Bermuda! Can't we have one tropical, paradisaical island that is devoid of spiders (especially the spikey ones who don't bother to clean their webs of their victims' husks)? I know what you spider apologists are going to say: something along the lines of if there weren't spiders, then the insect population would overrun the island.
But I don't need a lesson in island and invertebrate ecology. I just want a happy place, where I can sleep knowing a spider hasn't spun a giant web just outside the door of my bungalow.
Speaking of happy places, there's my traditional dark corner where I can curl up and enter a catatonic state. I'll be back later.
Thanks, Cathy.
Apr 26, 2008
Crab Clash
Apr 25, 2008
Love Is in the Air
Just as you lean in for a kiss, a Dobsonfly comes at you. It's a good four inches long, with massive pinchers. Its ungainly four wings carry it along, belly forward, on a collision course with your face. You screech and fall back, cotton candy and sweetheart forgotten in this onslaught of evil.
Dobsonfly: 1
Romance and humanity: 0
There are several varieties of this nefarious bug. The one featured here is the Eastern Dobsonfly (Corydalus cornutus). Those mandibles on the male are harmless to humans (won't break the skin), as they are used solely for grasping the lady dobsonfly during mating.
Well, maybe romance didn't lose out entirely.
Thanks for the dobsonfly, Rae.
Speedy the Mean Dog
I like little creatures that are scrappy. They remind me of my two-year-old daughter.
Meet Speedy the Mean Dog (the world's next villain?). This little guy reminds us that inside every dog's genome stalks his ancestral wolf. Be afraid.
Thanks for the photos, Louisa.
Photos by Ray Ruiz
Apr 24, 2008
Devolved Frog
Lunglessness is rare in the tetrapod world. It's only found among amphibians and chain smokers. Only two families of salamanders and a single species of caecilian are so un-endowed. Scientists are hoping that Barbourula kalimantanensis will assist them in better understanding the development of lungs.
I, myself, am not too impressed with this instance of lunglessness. I've developed the same trait, albeit through atrophy. Besides, I don't trust an animal that thinks it's too good for fundamental body parts.
Thanks for the article, Mickey, Jade, and Ida.Photo source: REUTERS/David Bickford/National University of Singapore/Handout via Yahoo!
Apr 23, 2008
Fails
I cannot conceive of the circumstances that led to this photo. Neither do I want to imagine what happened in the moments immediately following.
And then for you biologists out there: thought you might appreciate this other one.
Photo source: Fail Blog
Apr 22, 2008
Morose Marabou
What a morose marabou stork. Those gangly legs don't to seem to lend themselves to comfortable seating.
Look at his compatriots. Have you ever seen a flock of carrion-eaters who looked more ready for trouble than this gaggle? You know what they say: idle beaks (and appetites for decaying flesh) are the devil's tools.
I would hate to be downwind from them. Or upwind, for that matter: dying fauna beware.
Thanks for the photos, Sam. I am jealous of your travels.
Lola's Link to a DDD
Enjoy this clip of the vampire squid from hell (taken literally from its Latin name: Vampyroteuthis infernalis). Not only does this video have oodles of info on this Diminutive Denizen of the Deep (DDD), but it comes with groovy music.
Thanks for the link, Lola. The poster isn't allowing the video to be embedded.
Apr 21, 2008
Tonight's Nightmare
Marine biologists and fishermen alike have taken note of the invasion of the Pacific waters off the North American west coast by these giant cephalopods. I recommend watching this video. You'll see some freakish sights, some good ol' angling, and maybe, just maybe, fodder for tonight's nightmare. The only consolation is that they are short-lived. But that's small comfort when one is wrapped around your face and shredding you with its beak.
Thanks for the link, Ida.
Apr 20, 2008
Sasquatch Follow Up
Well, Ida has been doing some investigation. Check out the photo below. This is what a bear with the mange looks like. And although the bear below what photographed in Florida (Ocala National Forest), the similarity to the creature in the above photo is striking.
Besides, our login records show that my brother's alibi is tight.
Apr 19, 2008
Oscar the Featherless Bird
Oscar is a female Moluccan Cockatoo. But you can see she isn't your average bird.
She suffers from beak and feather disease, an auto-immune disease that causes (among other symptoms) her feathers to fall out before they can properly grow.
This disease is contagious, and she must therefore be kept from the other birds at the facilities of the Humane Society of Broward County. Her companions are cats and dogs and humans.
She's been a resident for over 12 years (a protection group rescued her from a man who was housing her in a barbecue grill), though no one knows exactly how old she is. And she's a real charmer. She loves to dance and strut her stuff. She also loves to flirt. She only interacts with the male staff, whistling and shimmying when they enter. She pretty much ignores the female staff.
For more details and a video, read the article. This bird (who won't survive her disease) has garnished a lot more media attention (Inside Edition, Telemundo, and WFOR-CBS4) than I ever will.
Photo source: MARSHA HALPER / MIAMI HERALD STAFF
Apr 18, 2008
Specialized Mole
You're looking at the profile of a new addition to Ugly Overload: the marsupial mole. There are two species of these Australian marsupials, and not much is known about them.
They are the epitome of specialization. Anything that doesn't aid in digging has been disposed of, including eyes, external ears, and a tail (vestigial at best). On the flip side, it has some unique digging upgrades: the third and fourth digits on the front paws sport elongated claws (see photo), their marsupial pouches face backward (like the wombat) to keep dirt from getting inside, and their neck vertebrae are fused together to help them ramrod their way through sod.
I'm reminded of myself. I've stripped away anything that doesn't assist in accounting or blogging, including physical health, social grace, and pigment in my skin. On the other hand, my sack-of-potatoes body fits easily into any office chair, I have calluses on my blunted fingertips, and I absorb sustenance from the glare of my LCD monitor, photosynthesis-style.
Thanks for the critter, Mike. Once again, I find myself pining for the Outback.
Photo source: Animal Pictures Archive
Apr 17, 2008
Hmm, an Endangered Turtle...
But I cherry-picked this one.
The Cleveland Metroparks Zoo is now home to a captive Swinhoe's soft-shell turtle from Thanh Hoa province in Vietnam. These reptiles are quite rare (only four known individuals on the planet--that's the brink of extinction).
Let me think about this one. A turtle has become rare in Southeast Asia...how could that be...
Click here for the results.
Photo source:AP Photo/Cleveland Metroparks Zoo via Yahoo! News
Apr 16, 2008
A Blight
The Egyptian Giant Solpugid, better known as the camel spider or sun spider, is a blight in the already charm-challenged class of Arachnida. And while there are all sorts of rumors about this monster, they do pose a threat to those inhabiting the deserts of the Middle East.
Want proof? Check out this purty little wound received by a US soldier serving over there.
Thanks for the link, Wendy. I need to go bathe in boiling oil.
UPDATE: The concensus seems to be that this wound wasn't caused by a camel spider, since they aren't venomous. Either the wound got infected, or it was inflicted by a scorpion.
Photo source: National Geographic
Horrifying Hare
Note the pink slit that is the rabbit's malevolent eye, the maw pulled back in a snarling rictus, the vicious talons revealed and ready...
I'm taking some artistic license here, but you get the point.
Photo source: Talking Egg
Apr 15, 2008
Wild Turkey Tom
The loose, knobby, colorful skin that enshrouds this bird's head and neck is bad enough. But I just now noticed the little tuft that caps that flap of skin that dangles off its beak. That's just about too much for me.
I recommend you visit 10,000 birds. Those folks are avid birders and conservationists (very entertaining too).
I've got a mesquite turkey sandwich, with deli mustard and cheddar cheese on multi-grain bread, waiting for me in the refrigerator. I very much look forward to it.
Back Ache
Apr 14, 2008
Fishing Mothers
Thanks for the photo, Ida.
Apr 13, 2008
Animal Hoarding
Animal hoarding comes in several varieties. The most famous is the crazy cat lady, known for her hundreds of cats and the stench wafting from her abode.
But we are more concerned with some animal shelters that hoard animals (or house them in inhumane conditions). These photos are taken at one such shelter.
The greater point, folks, is to be sure to investigate any shelter before you hand over your animal or your cash, regardless of the shelter's 'no-kill' or not-for-profit status.
Apr 12, 2008
Leafy Geckos
In an effort to do my part, I'm bringing you some of Madagascar's geckos. Awareness and all that.
This first one is the leaf-tailed gecko (Uroplatus phantasticus). Note the leaf tail and the geckoness. Very aptly named.
Photo source: Guardian.co.uk
This next one, in case you couldn't guess, is the giant leaf-tailed gecko (Uroplatus fimbriatus). Again, notice its leaf tail and geckohood. And giantishnesshood.
Thanks for the photos Dourocouli and Ida.
Photo source: Guardian.co.uk
Apr 11, 2008
New Angler
Photo source: National Geographic
Say hello to the latest member of the anglerfish family, straight from the waters of Indonesia. Two things set this flat-faced fish apart from other anglers: 1) its forward facing eyes, and 2) the absence of the trademark lure.
What is an anglerfish without a lure? A fisherman without a rod? A hunter without a rifle? A blogger without internet access?
But this fish has no doubt found a way to lure its pray in. Maybe it has an alluring dance or a sultry, smokey voice.
Thanks for the article, Alice and Ida.
Apr 10, 2008
Bombardment
This is a bombardier beetle doing what bombardier beetles do best: bombarding. These bugs have two glands on their posterior, one filled with hydroquinone and one with hydrogen peroxide. When threatened, they point their posterior towards their targets and squirt. The two sprays intermingle en route to the target, are mixed with a small amount of catalytic enzymes, and undergo a "violent exothermic reaction. The boiling, foul-smelling liquid partially becomes a gas and is expelled with a loud popping sound." Each such attack results in 70 individual shots.
This spray is fatal to attacking insects and small animals. It is painful to human skin.
Built-in, boiling pepper spray. That would be very useful. My own posterior glands produce nothing but sweat, which, though it eventually makes for a foul odor, does not have the defensive capacity of the bombardier beetle.
Thanks for the article, Ida.
Photo source: Thomas Eisner and Daniel Aneshansley via The New York Times via National Geographic
Apr 9, 2008
Proud Papa
The male Oreophryne is a native to Papua, New Guinea. He is a devoted father, who embraces his clutch each night to keep the eggs moist and to ward off predators. As a father myself, I commend this frog.
As a sidenote, these frogs belong to the Microhylidae family, many of whose offspring bypass the tadpole phase and emerge from the egg as fully developed frogs. Can't we do this for humans too? Skip the whole teenager phase? The frogs don't know how good they have it. How 'bout it, science?
Thanks for the photo, Aaron.
Photo source: National Geographic
Apr 8, 2008
Molting Cicada
Apr 7, 2008
Traveling Gator
Did you know that 'alligator' is derived from the Spanish 'el lagarto', meaning 'lizard'? Did you know that albinism is typically caused by recessive genes and results in a lack of pigment in the skin and eyes? Did you know that albino alligators have laser vision, can fly, and grant wishes?
Photo source: REUTERS/Christian Charisius (GERMANY) via Yahoo!
Apr 6, 2008
Popular Fish
Let me know, you ichthyologists. I offer a $1M prize to the person who identifies him.
UPDATE: Ian and Jim have identified the species. The fish below is a Goliath Grouper. However, no one has identified the individual fish's name (Frank, Harry, Leroy, Amun-Ra, Habakkuk...). So the $1M remains unclaimed.
Photo source: LinkInn.com
Apr 5, 2008
Can't Go Wrong
Thanks for photos, Sarah.
Photo source: Sarah
Apr 4, 2008
Octopus Love
Graduate student Christine Huffard snorkeled in the waters off Indonesia to watch Abdopus aculeatus, an octopus with a spiky tan body the size of a small orange and arms 8 to 10 inches long. What she discovered was something that would get air time on a mollusk version of Jerry Springer.
...males hang out in front of their lairs to ward off any rivals--even strangling would-be suitors (Odysseus style) if needs be...
...the males prefer the big females, since they have greater egg-laying capacity...
...smaller males will approach the lairs incognito--they swim in low and keep their male coloration hidden, slip past the male guarding the female within, and then procreate with the big mama...
I'm not sure if it's comforting or discouraging to know that octopi suffer from the same relationship issues that we do.
Thanks for the article, Ida.
Photo source: Tarik Tinazay / AFP - Getty Images file via Reuters via MSNBC
Apr 3, 2008
Charging Chimp
As a sidenote, Cheetah, of Tarzan fame is still alive as of the writing of this post. He is 76, and has outlived his less hairy co-star. That makes Cheetah the world's oldest known chimp.
Photo source: LinkInn.com
Apr 2, 2008
Dragonfly Nymph Conversations
The result of his investigations included the photo below. You'll notice the empty nymph shell hanging off the newly emerged dragonfly.
You'll also notice the little spider in the lower left-hand corner (by the dragonfly's tail), who had to observe the whole thing from the comfort of his little web. That would be like me lounging in my favorite recliner and watching a semi truck roll onto my front lawn, convulse, crack in half, and give birth to a fighter jet. The spider probably had some cool water cooler conversations the next day at work.
Thanks for the photo, Nick.
Apr 1, 2008
Bringing Communities Together
A species of holothurian, Pannychia, swarms a whale fecal mound in the abyssal Paficic.I really don't know what to say about that. It's possibly the best sentence ever written in the English language. And while there's nothing romantic about fecal mounds, it's nice to think that even such an unlikely item can bring communities (even of the sea cucumber variety) together. Isn't the world a beautiful place?