Sep 4, 2010

Hard Not To Stare

It would be hard not to stare, wouldn't it? Like talking to someone with a growth on their face, it's hard not to stare. But little monkey had better be careful, lest mommy should come to an abrupt halt. You don't want a face full of that.

Why do some monkey species have red butts? For some, it's a sign that a female is sexually mature. For others, the rear becomes nice and swollen, and it's used as padding for sitting (I've got similar padding, though not due to swelling or redness).

8 comments:

  1. When I see things like this, it makes me thank God that he (or she) didn't make us humans that way. Yuck!!!

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  2. Makes me so glad that we wear pants. Could you imagine if a human walked around like that?! Yikes!

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  3. Q: Why do some monkey species have red butts?

    A: Monkeys are well known for having old plumbing in their homes and they have to use the rough toilet paper to keep their toilets from backing up.

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  4. Fortunately, they don't know what they're displaying, cuz they can't see it! :-D

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  5. That makes my butt hurt just looking at it! That is what I feel like after a "rough" digestive period...
    OUCH!

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  7. it looks like the pink butted monkey is giving birth. maybe thats why she has a pink and swollen butt...

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