It's almost spring, and that means that my backyard will soon be infested with orb weavers. This is what one looks like when it's watching me through the window at night. It's thinking about sneaking in and lapping at the drool that's collecting on my pillow. But I've got an ear-piercing shriek that will shatter its chitin, so I'm okay.
Photo source: Andrew Teng
It's going to crawl into your room and watch you sleep.
ReplyDeleteAnd lovingly stroke your hair with at least two legs.
ReplyDeleteThank you, both. A lot.
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