Oct 22, 2009

The Worst Worm Ever

I don't even know where to begin with this worm. I guess I'll start with the tame stuff...

It's a large predatory species, Eunice aphroditois, that can get as large as three meters long, though most specimens measure in at around one meter. It's actually one of the largest worms on the planet. They haunt the rubble zones around coral reefs in the Indo Pacific, coming out at night in search of live fish.

Photo source: Practical Fishkeeping


















So, why my hesitance in posting on this worm? I'll start with its common name: the Bobbit worm. The females of the species eat the ... uh, the ... um. The man parts ... the man bits of the male worm and feed it to their offspring.

I have no idea why they do this. I have a hard time even wanting to know why. Is it for the nutritional value? Does it trigger hormonal changes in the male? Is it needed to complete the act which leads to the very offspring that eat the ... ugh. I can't even say it.



If ever there was an appropriate curse for adulterous men, it would be to die and come back as one of these creatures.

Thanks for the article, Lisa. I, for one, am reminded of how good it is to be a human being.

4 comments:

  1. Aiighhh. Did it just swallow that fish hole and slip back into to hell?

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  2. LOL You're welcome for your new nightmare monster! :P I saw the article and just knew this was the right animal for ugly O :D

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  3. She'll only come out at night
    The lean and hungry type
    Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
    Watching and waiting
    Ooh, she's sittin' with you but her eyes are on the door
    So many have paid to see
    What you think you're gettin' for free
    The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
    Money's the matter
    If you're in it for love, you ain't gonna get too far
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
    I wouldn't if I were you
    I know what she can do
    She's deadly man, she could really rip your world apart
    Mind over matter
    Ooh, the beauty is there but a beast is in the heart
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Watch out boy she'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater
    ------ saxophone ------
    Ooh,
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, Watch out boy she'll chew you
    up
    (Whoa-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) Ooh, she'll chew you up
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes. Watch out) She'll only come out at night, ooh
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes, she's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) The woman is wild, woo
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Here she comes. Watch out boy, watch out boy
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, watch out, watch out, watch out, watch
    out
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Yeah, yeah, she's a maneater
    (Oh-oh, here she comes. She's a maneater) She's watching and waiting,
    ooh
    (Oh-oh, here she comes) Oh, she's a maneater

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  4. Anonymous 1 meant to write "whole". I should be devoured by an evil worm (but not this one, I don't have the right bits).

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