Here's a pair of elderly chimpanzees eating their fruit with abandon. What a nice, healthy diet. High in fiber, beta-carotene, your vitamins and minerals.
But, I have to admit, if I could use my feet to assist in my eating, like this apple-toting chimp can do, then I would be even pudgier than I am. I would have twinkie filler and burger grease between my toes, along with a pizza cheese trail following me wherever I went.
Photo source: Knuttz
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9 comments:
That's exactly why my mom told me to ALWAYS where a bra!
wow look at the muscles on its arms!!! (trying avoid looking at the breasts)
That description you painted of you if your feet could assist you as hands was so tasteful.
Ok, not to be crass or anything, but what is going on with the second chimp's butt?
Omg, is that his butt? I thought he was just sitting on some...blobby thing. I didn't look close enough.
Oh dear.
No no!! This is just wrong. Chimps don't have butts that look like that. What's going on here...? Can he carry apples with his butt-appendage too??!!!
Burger grease and Twinkie filler between your toes is also just flat out wrong, Wombat. GREAT imagery though...
It's the monkey version of "cat flaps." Maybe some old ladies have it.
LOL - both of these senior ladies could still rip your arms off with whatever appendage they chose. For once, i'm more inspired by these ladies than terrified by them. ;)
*also wish I had toes that I could carry groceries with.*
*singing* "Big Bottom, Big Bottom / Talk about Mud Flaps, My Girl's Got 'em..."
Apologies to Nigel n' the Gang... ;-)
--TwoDragons
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