Too Close

This orange hairy pile is actually the resident male orangutan at the Sacramento Zoo. We can thank my wife for the photos.

I would normally carry on in mocking tones about this ape, but since he lives so close I don't want to anger him. If these beasts really share up to 98.5% of our genes, it must be more than likely that he is checking in on the blogging world, too. I just can't risk it, not with the children.